Last time I checked, you don’t operate construction equipment with a penis, so the fact that I don’t have one shouldn’t be a concern.

Alex – Worlds APart

It would have been easier if he’d been a crooked cop, but the man was so rigidly straight that he’d make a standard issue ruler seem bent, and so black and white he might die if he saw a pop of colour. He was filled with an efficient, cold superiority that made me want to do something outrageous just to see if I could elicit the tiniest emotion from him.

helena – foxglove